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MISSING: One sweet natured placid curly topped giggler. Aged eighteen months but pocket sized. Four and three quarters teeth and a very cheeky face. Likes pulling books apart, cuddles and Christmas Hedgehog's nose. Dislikes food, getting out the bath and sand. Often found with only one sock on.

FOUND: One pint-sized monster causing havoc among anyone with a handbag, wearing shoes and/or socks and a Houdini like ability to vanish in a puff of smoke. Threatens to bite anything near it's face and eat bubblewrap and cardboard boxes by the shedload.



I don't know when it happened. Somewhere in the last few weeks since the crawling began and independence loomed onto the horizon, Wriggles, at least I assume it is still Wriggles, has left behind the calm and laid back loony baby stage behind, and with no warning whatsoever has become a vandal. Not just a vandal but a thieving vandal with the attention span of an attention deficient hyperactive gnat on drugs.